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A Few Questions......And the logical answers......

Q- In Kashmir 48 temples were destroyed (as disclosed in the parliament) prior to the Babri Masjid episode, Why was there no Hue and Cry??? A- We are Secular. Q-In Bangladesh, Nearly 900 Temples were bulldozed - Why was there no protest? A-We are Secular. Q-In Pakistan, Even the talk of conversion warrants death penalty.Why in India conversion is within the constitution? A-We are Secular Q-In Bangladesh when Taslima Nasreen wrote a book Lajja on how the Hindu Minority is treated, The book was banned and the Author was threatened to death by Jamat-e-Islami.But in our country large sums are received from foreign countries for reducing the majority into minority.Why is this so? A-We are Secular Q-The Attack on Muslims in Gujrat is really unfortunate.It has been decried by most of the countries worldwide.BUT WHY they were silent and are still silent when THREE AND A HALF LAKH Kashmiri Pandits were thrown out lock stock and Barrel by the Muslim Majority in their OWN BIRTHPLACE? A-We are Sec...

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don't work:

Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs don't work: 20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You must have the wrong version." 11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence." 10. "I can't test everything!" 9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT." 8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested." 7. "Somebody must have changed my code." 6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?" 5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. "You can't use that version on your system." 3. "Why do you want to do it that way?" 2. "W...